Measurements of Success

So, I've been getting more spam along the lines of

Hi,

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Which don't make any sense to me. Now, I've been receving erectile dysfunction emails for years along with the rest of you, but only recently, I think, have they started telling me that 'increased hardness' will increase my success with women. I tend to think that if my hardness is an issue, I've already succeeded.