Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Oh, this is going to be a movie

  • Girl decides to kill father
  • Girl realizes this will need money
  • Girl, Boyfriend, et al., devise robbery scheme
  • Scheme involves front man wearing bomb as if he were forced to rob
  • Bomb explodes when man is confronted, killing him
  • Girl kills boyfriend to cover up plot
So, I guess the moral is two-fold
  1. Don't date girls who plot to kill their fathers
  2. Use a fake bomb if you don't actually want it to explode -- safety over verisimilitude!

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