ELSEWHERE...TROPICAL STORM FORMATION IS NOT EXPECTED THROUGH MONDAY

I don't know if Forecaster Stewart is trying to be reassuring or droll. He's all like "There's a BROAD NON-TROPICAL LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM CENTERED NEAR CAPE CANAVERAL FLORIDA" and once you've resigned yourself to that, he hits you with "A SMALL NON-TROPICAL LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM ... EAST-NORTHEAST OF BERMUDA." Oh, but that's it. Just two tropical cyclones minding their own business. Could be worse. And Monday? It might be.