Laura in the magazines

So, I was in the Food Emporium buying kielbasa, and I saw the headline "Laura wakes up!" I immediately thought of Laura Bush coming to the realization that she was part of something very big and very bad, and that she could leave it.

It was Soap Opera Digest, and there was some subtitle suggesting it was talking about a television character. This is a pretty normal mistake, and I wouldn't mention it (I do have some standards) but for the cover of the Globe, which was actually at my register. "The Bush Divorce Papers: An Angry Laura is ready to leave."

So, I got the gist of a totally different headline! It's all part of the cosmic unconciousness.