The French are storming the White House!

So, this story bothered me for one simple reason. What would a non-suspicious package thrown over the White House wall be like. "Cyrille Y. Morotte, 36, threw a packet of papers bound with a rubber band over a gate at the White House, arousing no suspicion whatsoever."

So, it's probably some sort of manifesto or indictment -- I'm looking forward to hearing what it was. And I totally concur with the Secret Service's decision to investigate it with a bomb-sniffing robot. But, adding the redundant word 'suspicious' here is just siding with the president against his detractors, which we have had totally enough of from the press.