Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Technology Review backs up the president

Now, you recall my recent praise of George Bush, as he proclaimed the truth of anthropogenic climate change and announced solid steps toward addressing it. We always think of Bush as an Andover/Yale/HBS man -- highly connected, wealthy, believing most of humanity was a backdrop for the theater of the rich -- so it was surprising to see MIT's Technology Review echo him on the cover.
Special Report: It's Not Too Late. The energy technologies that might forestall global warming might already exist. Cleaner coal, smarter nuclear, bioengineered ethanol, and more... Page 37

Well, of course I turned to page 37, to read

Unfortunately, implementation of cleaner technologies has been thwarted by federal aimlessness. The Energy Department keeps changing its nuclear-research strategy, and a "FutureGen" zero-emission coal demonstration project announced three and a half years ago by President Bush hasn't yet picked a site.

At least one alternative energy technology is also coming into its own. Ethanol production from biomass is already a booming business in Brazil; with help from bioengineered organisms, it could soon be efficient enough to compete directly with traditional energy sources.

So, OK. Once again, Bush's mouth is in the right place, but there's no implementation. I don't know why I listen. I'm still waiting for the prison reforms he promised in the 2004 state of the union address.

Monday, July 10, 2006

Who, under the present circumstances, wants to become a Presbyterian?

In the linked Op-Ed "Liberal Christianity is paying for its sins," Charlotte Allen points out that as a church seeks metaphysical truth and tries to engage fundamental realities of human existence, it ditches the easy answers and heavy-handed semiotics which appeal to the main-stream church-goer. Really, people like to know whom to condemn and have comforting rituals to go through, the don't want to spend a lot of time reflecting on the nature of God. The Presbyterians need a good marketing campaign.

She also got a guffaw out of me with her phrase 'the laughingstock of the blogosphere.' This should be roughly at the bottom of the list of things you worry about being. Really, Congressmen do stupid stuff because other congressmen make fun of them, and everyone at some point or another lets the corporate news media shame them into overriding their better judgment, but the blogosphere?

Friday, July 07, 2006

People Magazine outs George Bush

This thanks to Slate. Now, the president says
I think we have a problem on global warming. I think there is a debate about whether it's caused by mankind or whether it's caused naturally, but it's a worthy debate. It's a debate, actually, that I'm in the process of solving by advancing new technologies, burning coal cleanly in electric plants, or promoting hydrogen-powered automobiles, or advancing ethanol as an alternative to gasoline.
Corn absorbs CO2 as it grows -- it may be a neutral impact. And clean burning coal is not necessarily greenhouse gas free, although the US Government is working on zero emissions plants. With any other president, you could assume that he meant the obvious thing, but with this guy, it really does matter what the meaning of 'is' is. Hydrogen powered automobiles really can reduce greenhouse gas production, by abstracting the power source.

But, if in his third sentence the President suggests reducing net CO2 production as a solution, how can his second sentence denying the 'anthropogenic' part of 'anthropogenic climate change' stand? Well, you have to have his facility for forwarding opposing concepts in the same paragraph.

Art of the possible, and all that. You go, George.

Friday, June 30, 2006

Best Apartment Posting Ever

Ah, new rule. Get the deposit two weeks before move in.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Had my chart done

Hey, I don't ask for these things, they just happen.
Taurus, Scorpio rising, Aries Moon, and in Venus and Saturn, Taurus in Mars, Jupiter in Leo. You're optimistic and generally go after what you want, and don't let things bother you, and are slow to get mad, and underlying you're a homebody and stubborn. www.astro.com, cross reference with www.astrology-numerology.com.
I think we've all learned a little something about me today.

A Tropical Depression forming in the Carolinas?

SATELLITE AND RADAR INFORMATION INDICATE THAT A SMALL LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM COULD BE FORMING ABOUT 140 MILES SOUTH OF CAPE FEAR NORTH CAROLINA. THIS SYSTEM HAS THE POTENTIAL TO DEVELOP INTO A TROPICAL DEPRESSION AT ANY TIME AS IT MOVES NORTH TO NORTH-NORTHEASTWARD AT 15 TO 20 MPH.
Does that seem strange to anybody else?

Monday, June 26, 2006

ZIP 11?

I was just over at Congresspedia trying to see what it said about my elected representatives. After a frustrating bout with their address entry form, I saw the simpler Zip-9 form? Remember Zip 9? It was a classic operations tragedy -- by the time the US Post Office had gotten their new addressing standard through its various approval bodies and deployed to postal customers, sorting machines had improved to the point where it was irrelevant. Ah, shed a tear.

The upshot of this is, I don't know my Zip 9 because it doesn't help me at all to know it. So, to fill out this form I clawed through a nearby stack of my unopened mail to see if any industrious correspondents had looked it up for me.

I discovered a credit card company had done this very thing. But, there were two extra zeroes on the end.

At first I giggled at their over-engineering -- clearly they're trying to save on billing from Pitney Bowes' professional services department should there be any upcoming zip code extensions. But, what if they know something I don't?

But, ah, you still like me, right?

Nearly a quarter of people surveyed said they had "zero" close friends with whom to discuss personal matters. More than 50 percent named two or fewer confidants, most often immediate family members

....

"It's one thing to know someone and exchange e-mails with them. It's another thing to say, 'Will you give me a ride out of town with all of my possessions and pets? And can I stay with you for a couple or three months?" [said Duke University Professor Lynn Smith-Lovin, lead author on the study to be published in the American Sociological Review.]

Just so you know what the standard is.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

ELSEWHERE...TROPICAL STORM FORMATION IS NOT EXPECTED THROUGH MONDAY

I don't know if Forecaster Stewart is trying to be reassuring or droll. He's all like "There's a BROAD NON-TROPICAL LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM CENTERED NEAR CAPE CANAVERAL FLORIDA" and once you've resigned yourself to that, he hits you with "A SMALL NON-TROPICAL LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM ... EAST-NORTHEAST OF BERMUDA." Oh, but that's it. Just two tropical cyclones minding their own business. Could be worse. And Monday? It might be.

Cribbing from Conrad

The link's to an article by Bill van Auken, essentially summing up what we know about the plot to blow up the Sears Roebuck tower in Chicago, which for a time was the tallest building in the world. , which is roughly that a paid FBI information manufactured both the plot and a link to Al Qaeda, and got some cultists who ran a construction company and did good works to sign on in exchange for shoes. The plot was then held essentially in escrow until the administration deemed it a good time to foil a terrorist plot.

So, great. Three things.

1. This is one more example of this cultural quirk where we believe that if we get a subcontractor to do some nasty business -- this guy isn't portrayed as an agent, but more of a contractor with a continuing FBI relationship -- we're somehow not accountable. This really is something we should stamp out. It doesn't reflect well on us.

2. I get most of my news from headlines. If a headline sufficiently interests me, I'll read the story, but mostly I just construct whole narrative from the 12 words or so editors have chosen to represent the article and store it uncritically in my head as gospel truth. I suspect I'm not alone in this, so headlines are pretty important in driving public opinion.

Now, close your eyes and ... OK, finish reading the sentence, then close your eyes. Close your eyes and imagine what the headline would be. Something like "Craven officials cow Chicagoans with apocryphal 'terror' plot" or "Al Qaeda's influence in America enhanced by Bush Administration." Maybe, "'Homeland Defense' refocuses American people on terror by recruiting, equipping quirky religionists." So, now let's look at some news sources. We'll do a search on 'sears tower plot'.

news.google.com (headlines from first two groups):
news.yahoo.com:
And, just for yucks, newsmax.com. Newsmax' current cover, by the way, is "Gore spins global warming." I don't even want to know what they mean by that:
That last one's from back in March. Apparently even NewsMax hasn't had the balls to run with this story. OK, and from that great bastion of government sanctioned liberalism, the grey lady:
Can you see why the enemies of freedom choose the New York Times to set up as a straw man? Well, you need two sides to any debate, and it's better if the other side agrees with you.

3. I'm not a super interesting reader. I like novels by novelists that everyone likes: Ernest Hemmingway, Sinclair Lewis, Joseph Contrad. I know that last one's not an American, but he's still good. And this business has got me interested in reading The Secret Agent again. So, I'm going to do that -- the British Government works with this guy to create and expose terrorist plots, which seems somehow relevant.

Friday, June 23, 2006

Kidders in science

Up until recently, examples of modern behaviour before 50,000 years ago had eluded researchers, even though humans with modern-looking anatomy are known in the fossil record from about 195,000 years ago onward.

This had led some researchers to propose that modern anatomy and modern behaviour did not evolve in tandem.

Instead, they argued, a fortuitous mutation in the human brain may have triggered an explosion in human creativity 50,000 years ago, leading to a sudden appearance of personal ornaments, skilfully-crafted art, novel tools and weapons.

Really? People argued this? This has got to be a kind of a 'WMD' approach to science, wherein crafty ne'er-do-wells write crazy stuff down just because it can't be easily disproven.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Breaking the back of the corporatist duopoly

What's the Logic?
Some members of Congress are requiring would-be emailers to complete a simple "logic puzzle" before being allowed to send a note through their official Web site. But several advocacy groups are complaining, saying the puzzles -- several of which are actually basic arithmetic problems -- went beyond their stated purpose of preventing spam and actually prevented logic-challenged constituents from having their voices heard. (Roll Call)

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Perl Developer Openings- Previous experience is OK! Please review

Just got an email with that subject -- it's like the crazy cat lady is looking for some web work. Would experience normally put her off? Is she now so desparate that she's willing to consider it? And, oh, OK, this is one of those postings one should review before committing to. That's nice to know.

New ways to reject old Europe

So, apparently, this "Red Crystal" business isn't a done deal. My Google Alerts have been buzzing over the past three days with this AP article stating a conference is meeting to approve it.
Now, as you know, the Red Cross symbol is just a chromatic inversion of the Swiss Flag. But, why? The movement is based in Geneva, but the American Red Cross is nobody's patsy! I think we should totally go red crystal, which the article refreshing refers to as a 'square standing on one corner.'

Monday, June 19, 2006

The question is no longer, "Would Iraq be better off under Saddam?"

And now it's "Will Iraq be better off under the Taliban?" The linked State Department memo relates that even Baghdad is slipping into fundamentalism -- Iraqis that work at the US Embassy are being told to cover their faces in public, a stricter standard than 'Iran at its most conservative.' Wahabists -- the Saudi fundamentalists who really drove the 9/11 attacks -- are taking over the culture of the country.

So, now if someone asks, "Would Iraqis be better off under Saddam," you can stop equivocating. The answer's really just 'yes.'

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Monday, June 12, 2006

Start mixing a little coffee (or rather a lot) into your daily red wine regiman

Woody Allen's Sleeper is coming to pass. Coffee's good for you! Or, rather, it makes heavy drinking less bad for you.

It's totally voluntary, you only need one to buy or sell

Wisconsin frames the issue. You can't _make anyone implant an RFID tag. They have to choose it.

70 % Chance of a hurricane in 12 hours; predicted track drifts farther from Manhattan

But, of course, the devil's in the discussion
THE GFDL AND NOGAPS GUIDANCE SHOW A MORE NORTHWARD TRACK...BUT ... ONLY A SLIGHT
LEFTWARD ADJUSTMENT HAS BEEN MADE TO THE PREVIOUS FORECAST TRACK.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Gitmo detainees launch all out assault on United States

"They hung themselves with fabricated nooses made out of clothes and bed sheets," base commander Navy Rear Adm. Harry Harris said. "They have no regard for human life. Neither ours nor their own. I believe this was not an act of desperation but an act of asymmetric warfare against us."
Two Saudis and a Yemeni hanged themselves after being held without charges for 4 1/2 years in an isolated military prison 10,000ish miles from home. And Admiral Harris thinks this is the latest sneak attack.

Shouldn't we be looking for some way to make up to these people for the imprisonment, instead of blaming them for their despair? Oh, right, the knuckleheads behind it are still running the asylum.

It's official! We have the first named storm of the season


After being referred to by so many names -- scattered rainshowers near Jamaica, an area of organized wind currents, Tropical Storm One, Albert has finally dropped his mask.

You'll notice the five day cone just sort of skims Cape Cod, and at present there's no suggestion it'll hit Manhattan.

At present.

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Tropical Depression One

I'd suggest putting off any business in Tallahassee

Friday, June 09, 2006

Forecaster Avila lays it out

Well, this could be Alberto. Isn't this terribly anxious, tropical storm season? I have to say, I'm not cheering for the storms. But, I expect them. And the first could start as A BROAD AREA OF LOW PRESSURE COVERING EASTERN YUCATAN AND THE GULF OF HONDURAS. Escpecially if THERE IS SOME POTENTIAL FOR SLOW DEVELOPMENT WITHIN THE NEXT 12 TO 24 HOURS AS THE SYSTEM MOVES AWAY FROM LAND.

Keep an eye on the FunkTop.

Save NPR and PBS (again)

As part of its very clever information corruption campaign, the people behind the 1994 GOP takeover of the House have been spamming us with fake emails about votes to eliminate NPR. So, I'll say that this one is real.

I was an early member of MoveOn, when it was about forcing out members of Congress that had participated in the impeachment of President Clinton. However, they officially promote the canard that the Green Party threw the 2000 election to George Bush, so I don't belong now or donate to them. They do do good work, though, and this is what they're working on now.

Hi,

Everyone expected House Republicans to give up efforts to kill NPR and PBS after a massive public outcry stopped them last year. But they've just voted to eliminate funding for NPR and PBS—unbelievably, starting with programs like "Sesame Street."

Public broadcasting would lose nearly a quarter of its federal funding this year. Even worse, all funding would be eliminated in two years--threatening one of the last remaining sources of watchdog journalism.

Sign the petition telling Congress to save NPR and PBS again this year:

http://civic.moveon.org/publicbroadcasting/

Last year, millions of us took action to save NPR and PBS, and Congress listened. We can do it again if enough of us sign the petition in time.

This would be the most severe cut in the history of public broadcasting. The Boston Globe reports the cuts "could force the elimination of some popular PBS and NPR programs." NPR's president expects rural public radio stations may be forced to shut down.

The House and Senate are deciding if public broadcasting will survive, and they need to hear from viewers like you. Sign the petition at:

http://civic.moveon.org/publicbroadcasting/

Thanks!

P.S. Read the Boston Globe story on the threat to NPR and PBS at:

http://www.moveon.org/r?r=1864

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Other states needn't recognize gay marriage

[T]he Defense of Marriage Act [is] a 1996 law that says states don't have to recognize gay marriages solemnized in other states despite the "full faith and credit" clause.

OK, I didn't know that. That's sucky. But, it makes sense conservatives would attack the fact of the union itself. Maybe they think 50 individual countries would be easier to govern back into the stone age.

I should see how that's going.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

FunkTop in the Carribean

Man, look at that thing form....

Aggressive Apologism in Movie Reviews

This stuff is so pervasive that it's clear the intent is to leave no safe haven for criticism of the government. I'm not suggesting there was any reason to remake "The Omen" -- I didn't see the original -- but when the review starts off
All remakes are needless, but this update of "The Omen" is especially so
Don't you kind of know that eventually the reviewer is going to mention that the film criticizes President Bush*? And the AP's Christy Lemire does not disappoint
But in the most feeble effort at modernizing the material, this "Omen" vaguely attempts to be politically relevant. A montage of photographs at the start suggests that the devil is everywhere, all the time -- on Sept. 11, at Abu Ghraib, etc.
The AP has gotten repeatedly called out for this business with Senator Reid. But, clearly, they're not folding up their partisan tent quite yet.

* Used as a synecdoche, of course

Monday, June 05, 2006

UPPER-LEVEL WINDS ARE EXPECTED TO REMAIN UNFAVORABLE FOR TROPICAL CYCLONE FORMATION

I can't help but think I heard that line during the nascence of half the named storms last season

Hold the phone! We could still tie with 2005

A BROAD...NEARLY STATIONARY...SURFACE LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM IS LOCATED
OVER THE NORTHWESTERN CARIBBEAN SEA...WITH AN ASSOCIATED TROUGH
EXTENDING NORTHEASTWARD ACROSS CENTRAL CUBA AND THE BAHAMAS.
UPPER-LEVEL WINDS ARE EXPECTED TO REMAIN UNFAVORABLE FOR TROPICAL
CYCLONE FORMATION IN THESE AREAS. HOWEVER...THIS SYSTEM COULD
PRODUCE SOME LOCALLY HEAVY RAINFALL ACROSS PORTIONS OF JAMAICA...
THE CAYMAN ISLANDS...CENTRAL AND EASTERN CUBA...HISPANIOLA...THE
BAHAMAS...AND THE TURKS AND CAICOS ISLANDS OVER THE NEXT DAY OR
TWO.

Friday, June 02, 2006

Send Sandbags

Free map viewer linked! Click 'elevation' and then that point to see how high a point is. It takes about 30 seconds to tell you, which is the trick. You have to be very patient, and don't close the popup.

So, my grasp of mathematics seems to suggest that if Greenland raises the sea surface level 20 feet, and Antartica raises it 20 feet, they'll together raise it 40. Now, this is somewhat incorrect, because as the water rises, it'll spread out -- if water's covering 90% of the globe it'll rise slower than if it's covering 70, and it might rise high enough to reach some sizeable canyons, which are dry only due to their isolation.

But.

Imagine that those non-Manhattan coastlines are 40 ' verticals. Then I'm hosed! I'm only at 32' altitude. I'll have to move. Those bastards over at Park Avenue are fine.

I hate moving.

Eating a little crow

It's officially hurricane season. Now, you can say stuff like
ONE TROPICAL CYCLONE...TROPICAL STORM ALETTA...FORMED DURING THE MONTH OF MAY 2006. NAMED TROPICAL CYCLONES IN MAY ARE SOMEWHAT INFREQUENT EVENTS...WITH AN AVERAGE OF ONE TROPICAL STORM EVERY TWO YEARS AND A HURRICANE ONLY ABOUT EVERY THREE YEARS.
INTERESTINGLY...HOWEVER...THIS IS THE SEVENTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR TO HAVE A NAMED CYCLONE FORM IN MAY...WHEREAS DURING THE PREVIOUS SEVEN-YEAR PERIOD THERE WAS ONLY ONE.

all you want. But, that's in the Pacific and the fact remains that we've had no hurricanes or named cyclones in the Atlantic to date. I was surprised when last season ended, and I'm surprised that this season hasn't started. So you take your CLUSTERS OF SCATTERED MODERATE/ISOLATED STRONG CONVECTION around the ITCZ and run along. We've outgrown you.

Oo! But, there is a name list out, reproduced here in case you have trouble saying 'Nadine'. You can start placing bets in the office pool as to which name we'll get to. My money's on Iota.
NAME           PRONUNCIATION    NAME            PRONUNCIATION
-------------------------------------------------------------
ALBERTO AL BAIR- TOE LESLIE
BERYL BER- IL MICHAEL
CHRIS NADINE NAY DEEN-
DEBBY OSCAR
ERNESTO ER NES- TOE PATTY
FLORENCE RAFAEL RA FA EL-
GORDON SANDY
HELENE HE LEEN- TONY
ISAAC EYE- ZAK VALERIE
JOYCE WILLIAM
KIRK

Thursday, June 01, 2006

The Frog Saving Itself

Aha! I first heard the frog thing in the movie Bob Roberts, and it sounded true. But, I've heard it a lot since. And it's begun to seem less and less credible to me. As I mentioned at the post-GoreFilm meetup, I have this conflict about wanting to know if it's true, and not wanting to run the experiment. Apparently it's false.

Al! If you're going to be the face of Climate Change, you have to shake the serial exaggerator label. Funny that he got it when running against an absolute bullshitter, but there you are.

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

The Mark of the Beast

It's simply no longer possible for a Christian to deny that RFID could be the mark of the beast. Now, I'm not for or against the end times, but this is something I heard: that the Christian Science Monitor exists -- and is a great paper -- because somebody believed that watching world events carefully and analyzing them honestly was the best way to detect the rise of the Antichrist. And for some reason, this justifies their spending money backing Gore up on saying that CFC regulation worked, and the ozone layer is recovering.

I asked about this at the Mary Baker Eddy library (there's a tour) and my tour guide denied it. But, still.

Anyway, the idea is, by looking at world events with one eye on the Revelation to John, you can predict the Second Coming. Is Tom DeLay the dragon, and George Bush the beast? It's dantean musings like that that one imagines the Monitor was put together to debunk.

We have been able to send fire from heaven to earth since the invention of the ICBM, although maybe we're waiting for Star Wars to deploy. This was one of the things suggesting that Ronald (6) Wilson (6) Reagan (6) might be the beast, as he was shot and lived. Still, a bullet's more like a sling stone than a sword. But, that was one technical hurdle down.

We all got calculable numbers with the social security administration, but you'd have to do some contortions to get to 666. I think men have some new numbers coming. We can definitely see the drying up of the Euphrates and various new diseases coming down the pike with climate change.

In any case, RFID. The mark of the beast -- on your right wrist* or forehead, required for commerce, and presenting the possibility of infection -- is being proposed as a possible solution for tracking immigrants. This is wrong. I want to be clear about that. And I would expect that registered sex offenders get them first. But, it does show that one more technical hurdle (now that we have PayPass) to the Millenium has been lifted. So, we can start letting that anticipation build.

Just don't get a commerce implant.

* -- hand, in the linked Holman translation

We can amend the 1934 Communications Act?

Remember schoolhouse rock? With the bill becoming the law? And then 72 years later, still having amendments attached? This is the kind of thing that makes you think, "Ugh, the law in mind-numbingly complex. Best to leave it to lobbyists for large corporations. After all, if they killed us all, who'd buy their products?"

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Here's a fun trick

And a web page design tip! You'll need a Windows Machine with Microsoft Internet Explorer. Save a web page to an html file. Open it in a text editor and search for the title tag "<title>". Select it and everything up to it's close tag "</title>" and replace them with the self closing tag "<title/>".

Now, send it to your Windows Machine and open it in MSIE. What do you see?

Where's the Red Crystal?

At least 4,332 people were killed, according to government figures, and the International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent said at least 200,000 people were left homeless.
The death toll goes up by a few hundred every time I go to Yahoo! There's a bad thing happening in Asia. The epicenter appears to be on land, so this doesn't fit neatly into my climate change earthquake link theory.

The IFRC and the ICRC, handling humanitarian a nd warfare respectively, are both subordinated by the Standing Commission of the Red Cross and the Red Crescent. And, as you know, the symbol's changed. The inconsistency of "the Red Cross and the Red Crescent" still gnaws at me. I really think it should either be "The Red Crystal" or "The Red Cross, Red Crescent, Red Lion, Red Magen David and other red symbols TBD." But, maybe that's just me being culturally insensitive.

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Saving the frog

If you put a frog in a pot of boiling water, it'll jump right out. If you put a frog in an unheated pot, it'll sit there. If you turn the heat up, the frog will continue to sit there. And it will keep on sitting there until the water begins to boil and ... you save the frog. It's important to save the frog.

So this is Gore's metaphor for his lifetime in public life as related in An Inconvenient Truth. We're the frog, the aggressive obfuscation of the reality of climate change is the heating, and rescuing the frog is why, in the framing of this movie, he ran for Congress. I didn't hear anything about Climate Change until Carter became President, but Gore apparently picked it up from Roger Revelle, who first clued an oblivious nation in in 1957.

We've known about Anthropogenic Climate Change for 50 years. Fifty.

Mr. Gore's movie is great -- if you know someone who' s "willing to listen to both sides," or some such crap, send them to the movie. The former Vice President repeatedly and firmly makes the point that there is no question we are in a time of catastrophic anthropogenic climate change. There are some funny parts. Mr. Gore shows a chart about how variations in global average temperature track variations in CO2 concentration amazingly well, as if there were no other influences. And we've only recently been putting more effective global warming gases in the atmosphere in serious quantities, so that's imaginable. But, then he shows the CO2 curve shooting up, as it has recently.

And talks about how foolish it is to go from climate change skepticism directly to despair without every standing in the place where you do something. Well, I think that was a viable stand in the 80s, or even in the 90s. But, the water's been heating up around this frog for 50 years. It's pretty much cooked.

A Little Scary

If I can work up 7 minutes of material between now and then, I'll do some open mike comedy Monday. That should be painful. Luckily no one I know will be there.

Keep this in mind if Congress is consulted on invading Iran

They probably won't be -- the Iraq War resolution may be interepreted as giving the president power to invade whomever he chooses --- but if they are, it's nice to know you can shut them down with a phone call.

Not that I'm recommending that behavior.

Friday, May 26, 2006

Why President shouldn't be your first real job

Mr. Bush said he regretted challenging insurgents in Iraq to "bring it on" in 2003, and said the same about his statement that he wanted Osama bin Laden "dead or alive." Those two statements quickly came to reinforce his image around the world as a cowboy commander in chief. "Kind of tough talk, you know, that sent the wrong signal to people," Mr. Bush said. "I learned some lessons about expressing myself maybe in a little more sophisticated manner."

Funny he didn't have to express himself sophisticatedly as an oil CEO, a baseball salesperson or Texas Governor.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

The Chickens Coming Home to Roost

Erg. So, for years I've been involved in deployments of business process software and enterprise software on customer sites. Architecture, design, coding, requirements gathering, project planning, all sorts of tasks you couldn't possibly take seriously unless you were in the biz, I've done.

And here's a little system architecture conceptual framework: there are three stakeholders for a system, the specifiers, the customers and the users.
  • It's important to please the specifiers. The customers listen to them, and they pull your offering out of the vague phase cloud called the marketplace. Without connecting through the specifier that customers in your target market trust, you're not going to move a lot of CDs, much less professional services hours.
  • It's important to please the customers. They pay for stuff, and their complaints and needs matter. Customers have particular drivers that you want to identify and satisfy. They're more important than the specifiers, and your relationship with them is typically deeper and lasts longer. Even if you lock a customer into a contract, you want to avoid angering that customer, as your only backup is your personal relationship with that customer's boss, which has its own pitfalls.
  • It's important to depress and degrade the user to the point where they don't feel worthy enough to make a stink. OK, I didn't learn that at MIT. But, it seems to be implicit in many requirements gathering processes and project plans. When it comes down to brass tacks, users don't do a heck of a lot for you, and don't make decisions that impact you. And they get in the way of providing value to customers and specifiers. Would you add 100 hours to the project plan to keep 1000 users each from spending an hour hunting for the any key? Do you really want to pay native American English speakers to write your documentation?
So, in typically self-defeating fashion, I keep an eye out for the user, and provide advocacy where I can. Mostly I try to shame people into treating them less shabbily, or pull all nighters trying to improve usability, or trying to improve the flow and reduce the user's interaction with the system.

But, mostly I try to avoid using enterprise software. I'm like an aeronautical engineer who refuses to fly. And, I'm generally successful.

But, Oracle's Siebel caught me tonight in the full force of its glory. The human pain was all ours on the DiRT tonight, as we were in training for the new software Acquis apparently talked the American Red Cross -- and ARCGNY is the first chapter to use it -- into 'configuring'. The toughbooks and little portable printers were cool, but remember the internet bubble? Remember how introducing a browser based thin client could make you look like you 'got it' and pump up your stock valuation? Software architecture never recovered.

The first sign you're USTWaP is the two splash screens. One splash screen for a while, and then nothing. That's right. There was a visual artifact to let us know a background service was loading. Thanks.

Then the browser launches, and the browser app has its own splash screen. Shouldn't 'browser app' and 'splash screen' be exclusive concepts? It's not thin in the sense that its fast and has a small memory imprint, it's thin in the sense that it's browser based. And this is not just any browser, this is Microsoft Internet Explorer. Are you looking for speed, stability and isolation from the operating system? That's why the good Lord gave us Opera.

So, you see where this is going. Why would you need a server application on a thin client? Well, it detaches. Something's got to host the thousands of enterprise java beans that are undoubtedly in there.

It might help you if you knew what this was for. At disasters, we register people, we evaluate their living spaces for damage, we arrange housing, and we cut them debit cards. Generally those four things, although we can arrange on-site counseling, medical attention and a bunch of other useful stuff. The software centralizes the processes and standardizes the data. It increases reliability, reduces rekeying, and should improve the quality of the data and the services the client gets -- it also enables us to provide a little more of those services up front, and maybe remove the requirement for a follow-up trip to the chapter altogether. Further, it reduces the back end processing cost to the Red Cross, which is a big deal. I'm not complaining about the software because it's a bad idea.

I'm complaining about the software because its architecture is crazy! We have trained staff doing four things to a small group of people. Using ERP software. Why do we need a database management server, and application server and a web server on our very cool Toughbooks? Because we're in the field and aren't continuously connected. Does it sound like someone's solving problems backwards? To add insult to injury, we have to connect and synchronize manually and separately.

Of course, in order to connect our thin light clients to our beefy local server applications, we need hyperactive scripting and local objects to capture and report everything that goes on in the browser. This makes Internet Explorer chill out and reflect for minutes at a time. Our teacher encouraged us to use back buttons when possible -- not to gratuitously show off the session management, but because he'd been using the things in the field for weeks and couldn't work out how else to navigate. We got lost a lot, and nothing could save us.

The good news is, we're all certified. We had set aside two hours to walk through a case study, do some abstract trainings, do another case study (a third if we had time) then take a certification test, starting at 6:00. At 8:30, we just decided we'd finish that first case, break for dinner and take the test -- I only got dinner because the store failed to lock its doors and I slipped in at 9:03. We finally struggled out of there at 11:00, after having trimmed the certification portion pretty savagely.

The teacher is an actual responder (he was the staff guy in my last DiRT posting) and insists they work great in the field, so I'll withhold judgment. But, I did feel like I was being punished for every time I let expedience or thrift be my guide. Or, more likely, politics -- it certainly didn't look like it had been made easily or cheaply. So, sorry. And I'll continue to do what I can. But, you users. You've got to stand up for yourselves.

Annotated Rank

Remember "Fuck the South", the balm for a wounded nation that overturned some of the more obvious implied Republican lies of the 2004 presidential election cycle? A friend has sent me over the Annotated Rant website, so I thought I'd pull it out for a moment and review. It's full of great stuff. Find this quote:
And can you guess who else the feds are training their eagle eyes on? Quakers. Seriously. There’s no joke here – I just want to point out that if they’re watching the Quakers, they sure as fuck are watching you.
So funny.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

If you only had four hours, how much TV would you watch?

An improvement was seen within 20 minutes of taking the drug and wore off after four hours, when the patients restored to their permanent vegetative state.

...

Patient N had been "constantly screaming", but stopped after being given the drug when he started watching TV and responding to his family.


I guess it beats constant screaming.

Monday, May 22, 2006

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Have you taken the pledge?

Josh Marshall points to a posting at ThinkProgress, which in turn offers an ExxonMobil ad
(Quicktime Required) ending "Carbon Dioxide; they call it pollution, we call it life."

Go see Gore's movie.

I'm quitting my day job

So, I've been writing stories for the Spoof for three years now. And, to the extent that I've gotten positive comments, I've really leaned on friends and family to get them. So, I was pleased to get this from some reader previously unknown to me in my email.
Very nice. Liked the bit about Frist "shoring up" that last little problem. Favorite quote:

"[you are] still secure in [your] house. There's just a Vice President in it."

You're burning with hope, you're building up steam; what was once juvenilish is grown up and stylish you're close to your dream: 'til somebody out there loves you, stands up and hollers for more! You've got a home at the magic store.

we’re moving to a more benign planet

I'll see you there.

I've read exactly one of these books

You?

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

eBay to be first up against the wall when net neutrality ends

Wow. eBay's making its SkypeOut service (where you call landlines from your computer) free in the US and Canada just as the phone companies are poised to start deciding the priorities of internet traffic.

Ballsy.

More Guy Goma

Just a point. This guy thinks he's been called back into a second interview in front of the camerae. Maybe he thinks he's been discovered. But, he's from Congo (formerly Zaire) and when the talking head asks him about music downloading, he makes the point that the internet is good for development, and lets poor people get what they want. It's about 57 seconds in.

That's really a great answer, and could have brought the conversation in a more substantive direction. Too bad she was a terrible listener.

New Story Posted at the Spoof

This one's a little more pop -- if you've been looking for more ribaldry in my writing, this is as good as it gets.

Do you ever feel like this?

You're waiting in a lobby, somebody grabs you and puts you on national television, and starts expecting expert answers to abstruse questions. This is like the center of everybody's anxiety. "They" say that (um, other) successful people deep down suspect that they're fakes who will be suddenly found out. Like happened with this guy.
It's convenient when these iconic things happen. It illustrates that the wall between the real and the nightmare world is weakening.

Monday, May 15, 2006

Raining at Noah Rates

907 AM EDT MON MAY 15 2006
.NOW...
RAIN IS MOVING INTO THE REGION FROM THE SOUTH AND WILL REACH MOST
OF THE AREA BY 9:30 AM. WEATHER RADAR REVEALS POCKETS OF MODERATE
TO HEAVY SHOWERS ALONG WITH SCATTERED THUNDERSTORMS. THESE ARE
CURRENTLY LOCATED OVER THE OCEAN WATERS BUT ARE EXPECTED TO REACH
THE NEW YORK...NEW JERSEY METRO AREA AND WESTERN LONG ISLAND BY
MID MORNING. ONE HOUR RAINFALL RATES ARE EXPECTED TO BE UP TO ONE
TO ONE AND A QUARTER INCH PER HOUR. THIS WILL LIKELY CAUSE PONDING
ON ROADWAYS AND MINOR FLOODING IN POOR DRAINAGE AREAS.

What we need is a break in the rain

In Manhattan, we've been getting alarming weather warnings for a week. Three inches! Five inches! Oh, never mind. They've all been called off, which is sort of an emotional roller coaster. Then yesterday, I get this email from the Red Cross:

The Service Area has asked me to survey DSHR members for their Availability for Possible Deployment because of the impending flood situation in New England. You are receiving this e-mail because my records indicate that you have successfully passed your background check and have current First Aid and CPR training.

It is important to know who is available for possible deployment, so that we can assist with the service delivery plan for the affected areas as soon as possible.

A “normal” deployment is 3 weeks, but it is determined by each disaster.

Currently, we are putting together leadership teams to be on alert. No one is being deployed yet. There is no further information available at this time.

This took me completely by surprise. Apparently that water has been going somewhere. Flooding in New England may get as bad as it's been since 1936, according to Reuters. A lot of extreme weather, don't you think?

The blog title is from the (end of the) linked article. It would sound like the setup for a science fiction morality play on industrial hubris and ecological response, if we weren't living in one.

Lightning?

Ted Kennedy almost joined Ron Brown and Paul Wellstone as a plane crash victim. He has been criticizing the president rather a lot recently. Stephen Colbert! Take the train! They never crash.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Republican Party at a Crossroads

When I first registered to vote in 1986, I registered Republican. Largely because I trusted them to look through my voter registrations and deny me goods, services and opportunities less than I trutsted any of the other parties available to me. Which group was, I believe, coextensive with the Democrats.

And, I'm thinking the Grand Old Party needs saving. They've seriously lost their way. This is how Wikipedia describes their origin.

The new party was created in 1854 in response to the Kansas-Nebraska Act that would have allowed the expansion of slavery into Kansas. Activists denounced it as proof of the power of the Slave Power--the powerful class of slaveholders who were conspiring to control the federal government and to spread slavery nationwide. The name "Republican" gained such favor in 1854 simply because as a title it connected voters with the original political organization of Thomas Jefferson in the 1790s. Thus the leaders drew upon the tradition of the National Republican Party of John Quincy Adams and Henry Clay, as well as Jefferson's Democratic-Republican Party. The party founders adopted the name "Republican" to indicate it was the carrier of "republican" beliefs about civic virtue, and opposition to aristocracy and corruption.

I'm for civic virtue! I'm opposed to aristocracy and corruption! Not to mention slavery! Now, this somehow evolved into selling off our environment, stealing from the poor and engaging in bizarre acts of destruction meant to justify an insane defense contractor relationship.

But, I wonder if it's time the Republicans got some new leadership...

I've got a GOP.com website!

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Looking for a way to help the Red Cross _and visit Staten Island?

Volunteers are still greatly needed for the Staten Island Storm Response Rehearsal to play the roles of Shelter Residents. It is critical to the success of our Spring Training that each shelter team get the opportunity to rehearse the opening, operating, and closing of a shelter with all of the blessings and complications a robust shelter population brings. Though Introduction to Disaster Services is recommended, no response training is necessary to fill this need. Family and friends are welcome to participate.

The exercise will take place Sunday, May 21, 2006 at PS 44, 80 Maple Parkway, Staten Island, New York from 8:00am-3:00pm. Breakfast, Lunch, and a debrief of the exercise are included in these times. Volunteers needing transportation to the site may meet at 150 Amsterdam Avenue no later than 7:00am, the bus will leave promptly at 7:15.

Please RSVP to disastervolunteers@arcgny.org if you are able to assist.

Monday, May 01, 2006

Lowest Presidential Approval Rating ever

I know you're watching the presidential approval ratings slide, and maybe starting to feel like crazy upside down world is coming to an end, and we'll be able to start addressing issues that matter to the country, although we have some surprise new ones, like an unmotivated, directionless foreign occupation and a legislature apparently full of criminals.

But, since Mr. Bush is unequivocally the worst president ever -- and I don't mean that in any partisan sense, but by any metric you care to use -- we can't think we're out of the woods until he has the lowest approval ratings ever. And it turns out he's got about ten points left to go.

23 % is the lowest, for President Truman. Thank to this blog for the tip. CNN/Fox/Pew/NBC have the President at 32/33/35/36. His NBC 'very favorable' rating is at 19 %, the lowest its been since we was elected. Interestingly, 47 % of the country, according to CNN, rates him competent. Whatever they think he's trying to do, apparently they
  • think he's succeeding
  • don't like it
I still think that thing is to discredit the idea of a federal government, but I don't want to project.